Parody chain letter. Husband exchange. US, 1985.


 

Ladies:

     This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in the hopes
of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.  Unlike
most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.  Just send a
copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and
discontented.  Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him
to the woman whose name appears at the to of the list and add your
name to the bottom of this list.  When your name comes to the top of
the list, you will receive 16,877 men, and one of them is bound to be
a hell of a lot better than the one you already have!

                               DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN -

                                                                            HAVE FAITH!!!!!!!!!

     One woman broke the chain and got her own S.O.B. back.  At this
writing, a friend of mine had already received 184 men.  They buried
her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile
off her face, and two days to get her legs together so they could close
the coffin!!!!!

                                YOU MUST HAVE FAITH!!!!!
 
 
 
 

                                          A Liberated Woman


Photocopy of typed original. Keystrokes preserved. Annotated "6/8/85, Harlingen, Texas." Sent to VanArsdale.

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