This letter is being sent to you for we know that you are
critically interested in your front yard.

This is a Fertilizer Club and it will not cost you a cent
to join.  Upon receipt of this letter go to the first
address at the top of the list and shit on the lawn.  You
will not be the only one there,,so do not be embarrassed.

Then make five copies of this letter and send them to five
of your friends who appreciate a good lawn.

You will not get any money or checks, but with in one week
if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,218 people
shitting on your lawn.  Your reward will come next summer
when you will have the greenest lawn in the neighborhood.

     Mrs. Harry Butt                 Mr. Smelly B. Hind
     236 Corn cob Alley              487 Diarrhea Way

     Mrs. Lucy Bowels                Mrs. G Howie Farts
     29 Bedpan Court                 278 Fertilizer Way

     Mr. Oval Crap                   Mr. A Bigger Movement
     1429 Enema Block                89 Rectum Road

     Mrs. Charles Syringe            Mr. & Mrs. Took A. Fizik
     #2 Suppository Lane             73 Running Loose Lane
     Whistel Britches, Pa.

If you are constipated pass this along to your neighbor.

Do not break the chain. One man didn't give a shit and
lost his entire lawn.

je1985-09_fertclub_9218

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